Lasă-mă să aranjez scena pentru tine. Trebuia să fie o seară normală de sâmbătă. Doar o seară rece, toată lumea râzând de glume, luând gustări, bucurându-se de SNL ca întotdeauna. Dar iubito… nu în seara asta. În seara asta, SNL nu a făcut doar o glumă. Au aprins o siguranță. O siguranță care a intrat direct în castelul perfect îngrijit al lui Meghan Markle de lumânări, cristale și citate de stil de viață filtrate cu atenție. O singură linie. O reacție a publicului. O criză regală în culise. Pentru că atunci când SNL a decis să aducă în discuție Meghan ȘI câteva fotografii cu iahturi reaparite în mod misterios în aceeași suflare… oh, a pierdut-o. Și crede-mă, povestea care urmează? Devine doar mai fierbinte, mai dezordonat și mult mai urât. Așa că prindeți centura, pentru că aici se naște scandalul. Colin Jost de la SNL intră pe scena arătând nevinovat, nu? Costum cool, față netedă, căsătorie cu Scarlett Johansson – ca și cum viața ar fi rece. Dar apoi deschide gura și BOOM. El trage primul foc. El spune că noul acord comercial cu Regatul Unit este simplu – America o păstrează pe Meghan Markle. Mulțimea SE OPRIște. Parcă îngheța literalmente. Puteai auzi un ac căzând și geana stângă a lui Meghan căzând în Montecito. Apoi? Camera erupe. Oamenii râdeau, bateau din palme, își pierd mințile pentru că acea glumă nu a fost întâmplătoare… a lovit un nervi. Un nerv foarte regal. Și Colin nu se oprește aici. El merge direct la ucidere: „Doar dacă își șterge Instagram din nou”. Oh. Mele. Dumnezeu. Acum publicul TIPA. Titlurile apar ca niște floricele de porumb. Comentatorii se sufocă cu ceaiul lor. Și Meghan? Sursele spun că ea nu râdea – nici măcar un chicot fals de la Hollywood. Vestea din interiorul Montecito spune că un pahar de vin a întâlnit un tejghea de marmură foarte repede. Pentru că Meghan a recunoscut adevărul în acea cameră: SNL nu își bate joc de politica. Își bate joc de marca ei. Iar odată ce comedianții încep să te trateze ca pe un punchline… dragă, barajul se sparge deja. Conținutul de pe acest canal poate include bârfe, speculații sau interpretări dramatizate ale evenimentelor. Se recomandă discreția spectatorului, deoarece nu toate informațiile prezentate sunt confirmate sau faptice.
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Nobody should have a past. Is that what you are saying.
*There used to be a s$x tape of her online. I wonder whether it's still there? She forgot that you can be a Kardashian, but if you've got a s$x tape, the marketing strategy is to own it and profit from it. But if she was as involved with the former Prince Andrew, then her image is tangled in his deplorable image too.
She was not underage, knew exactly what she was doing, and she probably was proud that she "scored" a prince. Now she's had to try to hide that past as a "successful" yacht girl, and both she and Andrew have been impeccably silent about each other.
She criticized everyone in Harry's close family, not sparing his brother and sister-in-law, who probably were the people to whom he was closest in the world, but about the vile Andrew, who can legibly be severely criticized, there's been not a peep.*
Nice catch ginger boy, way to go, you could've done much better and less used 😂😂😂
*She's a successful honey-trapper. But now she's faced with her own limitations, which are significant. She has "start-up" energy, but no "follow-through" energy. She thinks she's much more intelligent than she is. She's sly, manipulative and crafty, but not wise, at all.
I guess Harry has decided to forgive her – he's not entirely squeaky clean either, but she got him hooked by the "she'll let you do anything" routine, plus she's relaxed about his drug usage, and is probably right in there with him.*
The truth always comes out. You are better off owning the skeletons in the closet and making them part of your brand than pretending to be clean when you are not. No one who comes from humble beginnings gets to the top that fast without playing shady games. Facts! Feel for Harry. Oopph
It runs deeper than this. Megan moved into The SOHO House in Ontario to be groomed by Markus Anderson in the art of snagging rich men. She had all of her travel and yacht trips paid for by Anderson….and Epstein who ran in the same circles as Anderson….and Prince Andrew. Who knows what she provided for those luxury trips and outings to meet rich men. Harry knows about it now – he finally listened to the voice mails that William sent to him BEFORE the wedding of what Palace Security uncovered about Megan, The SOHO House, and Epstein and Andrew. Andrew is not the only Royal that was intertwined in this.
This is on Harry….born privileged; he will recover.
The Trillion dollar question, are those 2 babies really his?
Anyone that says manifest needs to be put in a padded room. And pretty much anyone that uses that word is a red flag narcissist
Ran to the first one he found after realising Kate was never going to be his? Now stuck and has no idea how to get out of this mess he has created! Go home apologise profusely and do your role. Did uncle Andrew set this up and part of a deal? Just questions all should ask?
Allegedly M15 CIA had all info but too late, they erased everything, big wedding dress, shotgun wedding, oh no baby. Allegedly.
All that “holding the pregnant belly” all the time. 🤮🤮🤮
lame , repetitive.
Harry Hewitt 😂 ALAW MOT
Talk about being catfished!
No not Meghan. Sounds like that joke. The village bicycle. Everybody's had a ride😅
At a party, if people wanted drugs they went to her because she knew who to call. :}
A Royal Fool!!!
Meg reminds me of the character Eve in "All About Eve" Bette Davis and Ann Baxter. This is a must see movie. Watch it and pay attention to how Eve makes it to the top.
She knew the truth would eventually surface so why destroy Harry and have children with him, $$$$! She is an extremely selfish disgusting golddigger.
She still has royalty heirs , I bet you all have shit pasts too.
She’s been a punchline forever
There are no children.
Busted
All those blurry photos of 'Meghan Markle' could be literally any young, thin, dark haired girl, but people believe what they are already predisposed to believe.
Thin, young, dark haired girls are actually quite common. Those photos might be of her, or might not be her.
I'm white but used to destroy my skin by tanning to M.M.'s colour.
Pity HARRY.
She does anul
How pathetic
Royal prince was catfished by 304
Harry is a putz
Hahaha, what happens when fame and fortune is all that matters. God hates arrogance. And God has a great sense of humor. If you don't believe, it's your misfortune
andrew could have been with megan before harry 😅
Looking at the faces and body language of the Royals at Harry's wedding… It said it all. They all knew and just sat back with their popcorn and watched this relationship unravel. 😂😂😂